This is what happens when you give local politicians facebook video ads 

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06/23/2018 at 15:50 • Filed to: None

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As the Maryland primary elections approach , I’ve been getting a bunch of local political ads. A lot of the democratic primary elections are the real contests for offices (NEENER NEENER GOP’ERS). At first it was the more well-funded operations putting videos on facebook, but now, there’s this. It’s kinda awesome?


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Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Textured Soy Protein
06/23/2018 at 15:54

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I was kinda hoping he is related to Gilbert. I am disappoint.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Textured Soy Protein
06/23/2018 at 17:27

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With these purple Jeeps, beater Hondas and drunk politicians excited about new Fudruckers developments, I’m beginning to think that the DC area is like the Midwest of the East.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > DipodomysDeserti
06/23/2018 at 18:08

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Maryland is, with the exception of the areas directly adjacent to the Chesapeake Bay, the worst. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Textured Soy Protein
06/23/2018 at 18:43

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Well, kudos to him for getting out there to try and find a job, so he can move out of his mom’s basement.


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Textured Soy Protein
06/23/2018 at 20:57

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Wow, things are heating up.

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Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Textured Soy Protein
06/24/2018 at 06:22

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he needs to speak clearly.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > DipodomysDeserti
06/24/2018 at 09:54

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He’s all nerd-excited about imposing extra regulatory hurdles on a fancy “new urbanism” development with apartments, shops, a Wegman’s, and a park, that’s near a subway station, and replacing a bunch of old strip mall type buildings that include Fuddruckers. People get fired up about zoning laws around here, I tell you what.

www.reimaginetwinbrook.com

This place is like a half mile from my house. I’m excited about the Wegman’s. We have tons of grocery stores here but I end up going to 4 different places to get the stuff on my list at reasonable prices.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Sovande
06/24/2018 at 14:08

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Hey that beater Civic is at my office in Virginia.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Textured Soy Protein
06/25/2018 at 08:20

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Sorry. My ingrained and deeply seated bias was showing...

Every year Alexandria celebrates it’s birthday - it’s a few days after the 4th of July - and they have a small festival with bands and food and beer. At the end of the celebration they fire off a bunch of cannons towards the river. The crowd, fully fortified by cheap beer and even cheaper hot dogs,  yells “Fuck Maryland!” in unison. It’s really quite charming.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Sovande
06/25/2018 at 09:55

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Well my part of Maryland is much nicer than whatever part of PG County the city of Alexandria is bombarding.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Textured Soy Protein
06/25/2018 at 10:54

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Truer words have never been spoken, my friend. Rockville and the surrounding areas are nice!  I think were the cannons to be aimed slightly to the north they would hit the Blue Plains sewage treatment plant... A little to the south and they would blow up MGM Grand.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Sovande
06/25/2018 at 12:56

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Montgomery County is home to zero casinos and several dispensaries.


Kinja'd!!! Sovande > Textured Soy Protein
06/25/2018 at 13:05

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Well obviously, it’s the wealthiest county, per capita, in the state. You put the casinos in the areas that are poor.